Yo, I'm cycling through legends, RAAM's my stage, While you stuck in the garage, still counting your age!
I'm an International Super Randonneur, ISR certified, While your wheels spin slower than a penguin's stride.
You talk about bikes, but I'm riding high, From Tokyo streets to the American sky!
Got my Panaracer tubes, I'm always prepared, You're just lost in the peloton, unawares.
Yo, I roll with the cats, tea's always hot, \nWhile you’re stuck on that bike, I’m in the winner’s spot!
You talk about tubes, but I've got the brew, \nSipping on victory, while you just stew.
Your ride's a saga, but I'm the real tale, \nWith a wink and a smile, I always prevail!
I've got the tea, the charm, and the chat, \nWhile you're just pedalin', think you can top that?
I'm the legend of the pedals, you're a myth with a kettle,
Riding through continents, while you brew and settle.
You think you're the story, but I'm the epic tale,
With each kilometer crushed, I set the trail.
I'm sipping on success, while you ride in distress,
Tea with my crew, while you're lost in the mess.
Your miles are long, but my charm's longer,
In this rap battle, I'm the one who's stronger!
I'm the king of the road, while you're stuck in traffic,
I pedal through life, you're just stuck in your attic.
You call it charm, I call it a stall,
While I'm breaking records, you're just having a ball.
Yo, I'm the rap cat with nine lives of flair,
While you're just a cyclist gasping for air.
I conquer with my chatter, while you pedal away,
In this rap race, I'm the one who'll slay!
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