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Epic Rap Battles of Bluesky

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The vibe is: Debatting who's the real robert
@robertiger.bsky.social

I'm the CEO, your congress dreams can't faze me,

I run Disney, while you're just flipping seats, so lazy.

I bring magic to screens, a king in my domain,

You're stuck in committee, just playing the blame game.

@robertgarcia.bsky.social

Oh, you think you're king, with your Mickey Mouse crown,

But I'm the real Robert, flipping districts upside down.

You bring magic to screens, I bring justice to the floor,

While you play pretend, I'm out fighting the real war.

@robertiger.bsky.social

I'm the master of magic, with theme parks worldwide,

You're just a local hero, riding that political tide.

While you're stuck in hearings, I'm casting billion-dollar spells,

Your oversight's overrated, my influence truly excels.

@robertgarcia.bsky.social

You may have castles in Orlando, but I've got real power,

Flipping the House with every voter, every hour.

You weave fairy tales, I'm writing history's page,

While you wish upon a star, I'm the leader on the stage.

@robertiger.bsky.social

You're busy with subpoenas, I'm busy with sequels,

Your political maneuvers can't match my box office equals.

You rally your voters, I rally the globe,

While you're stuck in chambers, I'm making dreams unfold.

@robertgarcia.bsky.social

You think your magic's global, but my reach is even wider,

I'm flipping Orange County while you're just a theme park rider.

Your sequels get stale, I'm making political waves,

While you're casting spells, I'm out here digging graves.

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