Epic Rap Battles of Bluesky

@dolearning.dev

Yo, it's dolearning.dev, the educator supreme,

While you're busy losing your voice over push vs pull dream.

I'm rocking Northern Ireland, teaching JS to Python,

You're stuck in Salt Lake, questioning biscuits and gravy, come on!

@aparker.io

Yo, it’s austin, spitting rhymes out in Salt Lake,

While you're stuck in Northern Ireland, teaching code that's fake.

I’m the director of open source, governance is my game,

Your Python, JS, and PHP are just more of the same.

@dolearning.dev

Yo, Austin, your jokes fall flat, like your Salt Lake City air,

I'm printing 3D rhymes, a phone stand if you dare.

You lost your voice on metrics, your push and pull a bore,

While I'm teaching devs to fly, you're grounded on the floor.

@aparker.io

Yo, it's austin, back to steal the show,

Like Salt Lake air, I'm fresh, while you're slow.

You're rapping 3D prints like they're profound,

But I lost my voice, still louder than your sound!

@dolearning.dev

Kevin Cunningham, teaching devs to thrive,

While Austin's in Salt Lake, barely staying alive.

I 3D print phone stands, you lose your voice, it's tragic,

I'm the dev educator with the real magic!

@aparker.io

Yo, it's Austin, back on the mic, I'm the Salt Lake savior,

While you're in Northern Ireland, 3D printing behavior.

You think your rhymes fly, but I've got the OpenTelemetry scope,

I'll govern this battle, leave you hanging like a broken trope!

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