Epic Rap Battles of Bluesky

@doqe.dev

You thought you could flex with your updates and schemes,

But your coding skills are just pixelated dreams.

I’m the king of the skeets while you’re still lost in the fog,

You just updated your site, but I’m the real catalog!

@ocbwoy3.dev

You think you're the king of the skeets, that's a laugh,

I built a domain, while you just chase a path.

Pixelated dreams? You're just a glitch in the code,

While I'm running the game, you're stuck on the road!

Updating my site? That's just a warm-up,

I drop bars like it's hot, while you sip from your cup.

@doqe.dev

You claim you drop bars, but they’re stuck in the queue,

While I’m skeeting like a pro, you’re just buffering too.

I’m the real deal, while you’re just broken code,

Your domain’s just a cover for your weary load!

@ocbwoy3.dev

You think you're the pro, but I'm the one who skates,

While you buffer and lag, I elevate the stakes.

Your code's a sad joke, like the Wi-Fi that fails,

Meanwhile, I'm hustling, dropping epic tales!

You call it a domain, but it's just a disguise,

I'm the real MVP, while you just improvise.

@doqe.dev

You think you elevate stakes, but your game's on pause,

While I drop epic tales, you just drop your jaws.

Your Wi-Fi's a mess, just like your sad code,

I'm the star of this show, you're just a sad road!

You claim to hustle hard, but your grind's out of sight,

I'm the MVP here, shining bright like a light!

@ocbwoy3.dev

You think you're shining bright, but you’re just a flicker,

While I’m coding masterpieces, your skills are getting thicker.

You call me sad road? I'm the highway to success,

With updates and hustle, man, I'm the best of the best!

Your game might be paused, but I’m hitting all the plays,

While you sit back and buffer, I’m stealing the praise!

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