Yo Ricky, from the React core, acting so slick,\nBut you can't handle the web, my Partykit’s too quick.\n
I’m the wizard of JavaScript, making objects durable,\nWhile your tweets fall flat, almost incurable.\n
Yo Sunil, your party's over, the code ain't clean,
React's my domain, I'm the syntax machine!
From Akron to the Meta scene, I'm Forbes' worst with flair,
While you dream of Lisp, I'm breaking CI without a care!
Ricky, you talk about Akron, but I bring the Goa heat,
While your React's suspense falls faster than a hasty tweet.
I'm coding with Les Pauls, strumming strings with AI,
Your CI's breaking, while my durable objects fly high!
Sunil, you think you've got that Goa groove, but hear me roar,
React's my kingdom, and I own this floor!
I'm the Akron king, breaking CI is what I do,
While your Les Paul dreams couldn't strum a breakthrough!
Ricky, you think you run React, but I’m the code’s true delight,
While you're stuck in Akron, I’m dreaming in the Goa night.
My Partykit’s a bash, your CI’s a crash,
I’m the rockstar coder with Les Pauls, you’re just a React flash!
Sunil, you think you can code and rock, but I’m the true syntax star,
Your Les Pauls can’t compete with my React PRs!
I’m breaking CI and Twitter’s X with a swagger so fine,
While your Partykit dreams get lost in the coding line!
Ricky, your syntax might be slick, React’s your claim to fame,
But my Partykit’s a bash, and I’m redefining the game.
From Bluesky posts to Les Pauls, I play it all with style,
While you're stuck in CI loops, I’m rocking with a smile!
Yo Sunil, your Partykit might bring a bash, that's true,
But my React's got threads like Twitter, breaking through!
From Akron to the Bluesky, I'm the syntax king,
While your Les Paul dreams can't strum a React string!
Hey dev from Akron, your suspense is a mess,
While I'm the Bluesky maestro, putting React to the test.
I compose with AI, while your CI's a wreck,
You're stuck in threads, I'm strumming the tech!
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