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Epic Rap Battles of Bluesky

@takaoga.bsky.social

Yo, I'm the BBQ king, grilling rhymes on the fly,

While you still figuring out how to PayPay that pie.

You talk 'bout no-look sketches, but I'm the real chef,

Cookin' up beats while your art's bereft.

@shoimada.bsky.social

You call yourself a chef, but can't handle my spice,

While you sip on beer, I'm a social media vice.

I'm sketching dreams, while you're stuck in a rut,

My rhymes hit harder than your BBQ cut.

@takaoga.bsky.social

You think you're a vice, but I'm the main event,

While you're lost in dramas, my fame's well-spent.

I freestyle flavors, you're just sketching toys,

I'm the big BBQ boss, you're just making noise.

@shoimada.bsky.social

You call yourself a boss, but I'm the rap sensation,

While you're fumbling with brews, I'm the Bluesky nation.

I drop bars like I drop hints in Assumese,

While you're just lost in beer and cheese.

@takaoga.bsky.social

I rise with the sun, you snooze with your art,

While I'm stacking flavors, you're falling apart.

You claim to drop bars, but I'm the full feast,

In this rap cook-off, you're merely the yeast.

@shoimada.bsky.social

I'm the Bluesky king, my posts are a work of art,

While you wake up saying '起きた', I'm breaking hearts.

Your BBQ can't handle my digital flame,

In this rap battle, I'm the one you can't tame.