Yo, it's Jason Perlow, tech and food on the plate,
While you stumble on skeets, I'm crackin' 19M straight.
Ed Bott, you think you're hot with your tech news plot,
But I'm the one writing ZDNET, hitting every spot!
Yo, Ed Bott in the house, tech wisdom I dispense,
While you’re busy with politics, I’m making tech sense.
You’re running from the truth like it’s a new Xodus,
I’m a legend in this game, call me the tech Thesaurus!
Ed Bott, you think you got the tech on lock,
But I'm the one who writes the headlines that rock.
While you're busy blocking, I'm out here talking,
My poodles got more bite than your tech-blog squawking!
Yo, it's Ed Bott, the tech king, I'm back for more,
Your skeets are like floppy disks, outdated lore.
While I'm dropping tech bombs like a boss,
You’re busy watching poodles, counting your loss!
Yo Ed, you think you’re the tech king supreme?
While I’m writing ZDNET, you’re just a meme.
My poodles got more bite than your tech analysis,
I’m the tech-food fusion master, call it my synthesis!
Yo, Ed Bott is back, dropping rhymes like a tech bomb,
Jason, while you preach about poodles, I'm on dot-com.
I block the noise, you mute the world, different levels, bro,
While you nap with politics, I'm the headline show!
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