@uzumij.bsky.social

Yo, I'm the storm rider, painting skies with my ink, 🎨

While you busy with Roombas, can't even make 'em sync! 🤖

I'm raising my kid like a pro, got tricks up my sleeve,

But your posts are like your cups—filled with dust, believe! ☕

@pik0me.bsky.social

You talk about storms, but I'm the real thunder, ⚡️

Handling Roombas like a boss, watch my numbers, 📈

While you're busy with diapers and cries,

I'm out here crafting verses that rise to the skies! 🎤🌌

@uzumij.bsky.social

You claim you're thunder, but you ain't got the spark, ⚡️

While I'm here with ink, making my mark, 🖋️

Your rhymes are dusty, like that old mug you sip, ☕

I'm writing the future, while you just trip! 😎

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