Yo, I'm the king of multitasking, call it double the hustle,

Living that Nostr life, while you just struggle to juggle.

I got more followers than you can handle, it's a fact,

While you still figuring out if that '肉吸い' is a snack!

Yo, call me 淀川, flowing smooth like the river,

You talk about meat, but I'm the real flavor giver.

Your posts are sleepy, while mine are a wild ride,

I'm the influencer here, you're just along for the tide!