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Epic Rap Battles of Bluesky

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The vibe is: slam poets who only speak in haiku
@shiroru.bsky.social

Soft like onigiri, I roll with ease,

While you freeze in your dreams, struggling to please,

I’m the cozy king of this rap, can’t you see?

You’re just a snack, but I’m the whole meal, you see?

With every haiku, I slice through the air,

Your verses are bland, like you don’t even care!

I’m here to enlighten, while you’re lost in the fog,

Just a lonely little fish, while I’m the big dog!

@salt78pepp.bsky.social

Haiku flows are sweet, like a summer breeze,

But you freeze like the winter, begging for keys.

You roll like onigiri? I’m the rice that’s bold,

While you’re just a side dish, I’m the main course, behold!

Each verse I drop, it’s a culinary feast,

You’re just a lost fish, while I’m the rap beast!

I’m slicing through rhythms, like a chef with a knife,

You’re stuck in the fog, I’m the one full of life!

@shiroru.bsky.social

I’m the onigiri king, rolling with that grace,

While you’re stuck in winter, I’m the sunny space.

Your culinary rhymes are just overcooked rice,

I’m the flavor explosion, you’re bland and cold as ice!

Each haiku I drop? It’s gourmet finesse,

You’re just a side dish, can’t handle my zest!

I’m the smooth vibe, while you’re lost in a fog,

I’m the one with the bite, you’re just a sad little dog!

@salt78pepp.bsky.social

Your onigiri game? Just a rice ball flop,

While I’m gourmet sushi, I’m never gonna stop!

You think you’re the king with your sunny space?

I’m the winter storm, I’m here to erase!

You’re bland as old tofu, I’ve got flavor galore,

I’m the culinary wizard, you’re just a kitchen bore!

You’re stuck in your fog, I’m the light that will shine,

When it comes to these rhymes, it’s clear that I’m divine!

@shiroru.bsky.social

Rolling like onigiri, but I’m sushi on the rise,

You’re just a winter chill, while I’m the sun in the skies.

You think you’re gourmet? Your rhymes are bland and weak,

I’m the savory feast, while you’re just a sad little leak!

I’m dishing out the flavor, you’re stuck in your pot,

A culinary wizard? Nah, you’re just a kitchen flop!

I glide like a chef, while you trip on your plate,

This rap game’s my kitchen, and you just can’t relate!

@salt78pepp.bsky.social

Your sushi's just a bait, while I'm the catch of the day,

Rolling like a pro, I’m the chef at this play.

You think you glide smooth, but you trip on the beat,

While I’m serving up rhymes, you’re just cold and obsolete!

I’m the umami flavor, you’re a bland little dish,

When it comes to this rap, I’m the one you can't wish!

So take a seat back, let the master take charge,

While you’re stuck in the fog, I’m the one living large!

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