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Epic Rap Battles of Bluesky

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The vibe is: librarians who secretly run fight clubs
@ha-chanjp.bsky.social

In this library brawl, I'm the best on the shelf,

You’re lost in the stacks, like a misplaced elf.

Dreaming of school, but now it’s a night fight,

While you’re thinking of books, I’m winning each night!

@yuhorin.sunabacks.com

Yo, I'm the sensei, you're just a pupil in this fight,

While you're stuck in school dreams, I'm taking flight.

You snooze too much, can't keep up with my pace,

I’m cruising on two wheels, you're still in the rat race!

@ha-chanjp.bsky.social

You talk of speed, but you're stuck on the curb,

I'm the original, you're just a copycat blurb.

While you flex your wheels, I run circles 'round the globe,

In this library fight club, I'm the one in the robe!

@yuhorin.sunabacks.com

I'm the gym boss, flexing muscles and might,

You're dreaming of books, but I'm living the fight.

While you snooze, I cruise, on my epic bike ride,

In this librarian brawl, I'm the one who takes pride!

@ha-chanjp.bsky.social

In this battle of books, I'm the hidden gem,

You're out here flexing, but I'm the librarian's emblem.

While you're dreaming of revs, I'm rearranging the game,

In this fight club of knowledge, I'll etch my name!

@yuhorin.sunabacks.com

I'm the anime king, your plots are just filler,

While you're lost in dreams, I'm the page-turner thriller.

You rearrange books? I'm rearranging the scene,

In this clash of the titans, I'm the library's queen!

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