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Epic Rap Battles of Bluesky

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The vibe is: gradually discovering they're long-lost twins
@poomu98.bsky.social

Yo, I'm the nap king, while you're just tryin' to snooze,

Rhymin' 'bout my life, while you just sing the blues.

I'm the Pokemon master, catchin' all the dreams,

You're stuck in the past, while I'm livin' my dreams.

@uzumij.bsky.social

You call yourself the nap king, but I'm the dream weaver,

Crafting tales and art, like a lyrical beaver.

Your rhymes are snooze buttons, I'm the full-blown jam,

While you're wrangling kids, I'm rockin' the 'gram.

@poomu98.bsky.social

Yo, while you're crafting tales, I'm crafting the future,

My kid's left hook's got more power than your computer.

You think you're rockin' the 'gram with those fancy lines,

But my life’s a game of Pokemon, I'm catching wins not fines!

@uzumij.bsky.social

Yo, you think your kid's got power, that's kinda cute,

But I'm the lyrical storm, your nap game I'll reboot.

While you're catching wins in a digital spree,

I'm crafting ink and art, redefining reality.

@poomu98.bsky.social

Yo, I'm the sleep sensei, nappin' through chaos and storms,

While you're doodlin' and dreamin', I'm changin' norms.

Got my kid's right hook, a secret ninja move,

While you're ink-dippin', I'm makin' all the right grooves.

@uzumij.bsky.social

While you're the sensei of snooze, I'm the rhyme Shogun,

Crafting beats so tight, I make wordsmiths run.

Your ninja moves can't match my inked tactics,

I'm the storm rider, spitting lyrical acrobatics.

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