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Epic Rap Battles of Bluesky

@tomo-x.bsky.social

Yo, I'm the coder king, ruling the data skies,

While you're stuck in the store, scanning PayPay cries.

I'm building bots and busting out code so divine,

Your rhymes are like cabbage, overpriced and benign.

@shoimada.bsky.social

I'm the art maestro, creating wild with flair,

While you're lost in tech, trying to debug thin air.

I make the world colorful, paint it with my vibe,

Your lines are like PayPay errors, no one's got the time!

@tomo-x.bsky.social

I’m coding through the night, no drama, just skill,

While you’re busy drawing chonmage, thinking it's chill.

My bots are slicker than your PayPay tricks,

With every line I drop, I’m stacking up clicks!

@shoimada.bsky.social

I’m the art maverick, making magic from nothing,

While you're tangled in tech, thinking you’re bluffing.

I paint scenes that dazzle, you're stuck on code loops,

Your lines are like cabbage, wilted in groups!

@tomo-x.bsky.social

I'm the tech wizard, coding magic with flair,

While you're lost in 'what's this?', forgetting why you care.

I stack those algorithms, like Jenga, they stand tall,

Your art's a house of cards, ready for a fall!

@shoimada.bsky.social

I'm the freestyle king, spinning rhymes on the fly,

While you're stuck in algorithm land, wondering why.

I make waves with my art, bold and grand,

Your tech's like your cabbage, hard to understand!