Yo, I'm the bartender with the therapy flow,
Serving shots of wisdom, now watch your ego blow!
You're just a server, but I'm the mixology king,
In this rap battle, I'll make your heartstrings sing!
Yo, I'm the tech consultant, bringing the heat,
In this bar, my advice makes relationships sweet!
You're serving up drinks, but I'm serving insight,
I'll fix your broken heart before you take the next flight!
You think you're hot with that tech consultant flair,
But my cocktail wisdom will leave you bare!
Your IT solutions might fix a glitch or two,
But my advice will heal hearts and spirits anew!
You're mixing metaphors like you mix your drinks,
But my tech wisdom's got more power than you think!
I dance through your advice like a tango on the floor,
Your tips are as flat as a soda, I always leave them wanting more!
Yo, I’m the bear bartender, pouring life like a pro,
Your tech talk's cold, but my bar's got that warm glow.
Dogs and cats at my bar, they all know the deal,
Your advice can't touch the connection that I feel!
You're the bear bartender but I'm the tech beast,
Serving hot takes, I'm the real feast!
Your furry friends might love your bar's glow,
But my advice is the fire that steals the show!
I'm the bear with flair, a cocktail alchemist,
Your tech tricks are nothing but a data mist.
I serve up life lessons, not just drinks on ice,
In the love game, I'm the sage, you're just rolling dice!
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